“二战”时期,盟军(jun1 )要实施安奇奥登(🍩)陆计(🌰)划,迫于(🕟)对一(yī )门叫安(🤢)奇奥大炮的超(chāo )级武器的忌惮,要派两(liǎng )个精锐特工去摧(cuī )(👋)毁(⏬)这(zhè )门(mén )大(❣)炮,结果两个(gè )傻逼(⚫)被派了去(👑),最后经过(guò )一(🕖)连串(chuàn )搞笑事件,阴(yīn )差(🚉)阳(yáng )错(🚥)的最后完成了(🎫)任(rèn )务。 片段(😻)一(🚸):德国(guó )人在北非布置了一个陷(🚢)阱,准(🧚)备了一幅假的防御工事(shì )地图让这二个士(🌊)兵带回(huí )去(qù )。他们却(🔝)阴差(chà )阳错的(🤠)拿走(🌞)了真的地图,最终(🎾)赢得(🈴)了战役。 片段二:他们化(huà )装成管道工(🎋)潜(qián )入德(dé )军(jun1 )在意大(🤖)利的司令部,给他们(💝)卫生间(jiān )的管(🍑)道修得乱(🚗)七八糟(😊),把将(jiāng )军淋(lín )了(le )个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服(fú ),拉开抽(chōu )屉发(🙎)现一(yī )套新的军(📧)服(fú )(🔍),于(yú )是洗(xǐ )头洗脸准备换上新(xīn )军(jun1 )服(fú )的(de )时候(hòu )闭着眼把(📐)脸(🔎)盆里的(de )(🌱)脏(zāng )水(🐖)倒进(🖍)抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子(⏳)旁(🏓)边有一个(🔲)废水桶(tǒng )(😳))。那个(gè )(🚻)将军(🔪)是最主要的一个配(🤼)角,很有意思。到影片结束前(❄)1分钟,都没有(🈳)一句(jù )台(🍯)词。最后说(shuō )了一句(🖱)“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德军(jun1 )(🍾)有(yǒu )一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视(🏗)着联军(jun1 )将要(yào )登(dēng )陆的(⛎)海滩。这二个士兵居然化(huà )装(zhuāng )成希特(tè )勒和随从,去(🤠)视(shì )察大炮,把大(dà )炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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